My Dog’s Blog

thay go owt teh magic portal an entre teh movin howse. ten thay go 4 a long tim. wen thay com bak, thay hav foodz in strang skinz. i hav nevr scene any live animel with teh skinz thay breeng hom.

but teh foodz is deliy yummy. i lik 2 eet a lot of thayre food. i dew knot lik teh foodz thay bring me. it iz stale an hard and doez not taste gud. i wood rathar eet thayre foodz.

my peeplez r amazin hunterz. i wish thay wud show me wear thay hunt sew i culd git sum of teh foodz thay like 4 me. thay do not lik givin me thayre foodz. but i wil beg an beg an beg until thay giv me sum. than i am happi an wil sumtimz eet my foodz. but sumtimz i wil ignor my foodz b kauz i kan.

my people say it iz not gud 4 me 2 hav much but i decide 2 day taht i lik punkin bread. i know punkins frum holloween an teh skary fases. but i did knot now bout punkins and bred. it iz gud. but my peple say if i eet to much i well get sik. i do knot wnat 2 get sik, sew i wil knot eeet 2 much whil my peple r lookin. wen teh dun look i wil eat more.

i lik punkin bred.

i hav no thums cuz im a dog. four legz, tale, earz an all tat. it makez typin hrd, sense i dun know how 2 spel gud.

sew i wil tel u abowt teh thinz i like.

i dew knot like katz.