my tummee was hurtin. i wnated 2 eet sum graas 2 maik it feel bettr, but my peeple wood knot let me.
insteed thay put me in teh movin howse an took me 2 anofer howse wit lotz ov other kats and dogs.
thair were peeple thair who grabed me an did some thin that made me sleepi. when i woke up i was back at hom again. taht was amazin. teh kat toll me taht i had been gon all day.
my tummee still hurt but i felt a leetle betr.
i stil think taht it wood hav been eesier 2 eat teh grass.
teh kat is sew stoopid. it keepz starin at teh wall 4 ours at a tim. it thins that teh lite on teh wall is somthin it kan katch an eat. i am smrter tahn that. i know tat teh light is knot somethin i kan eat.
my peeple r amused wehn teh kat chasses teh lite. i sumtims lik to watch. but i will knot chase teh lite even if my peeople think i shood.
my peeple r sillee. tehy hav a big watr dish wif a whole in the bottom. evry day tey tak off thier fur an git in teh dish an fill it wif watr. tey sit in teh watr 4 a lon tim an squirt bad smellin stuff on themselfs.
wen tehy smel lik tihs stuffs tehn tey git owt of the watr bowll. tehn tey put on diffrent fur.
i try 2 help tehm smel lik thiy did b 4 but tehy jus yel at me. maybee peepel haf bad noses an dew knot no how bad they smelll. i haf ben hopin taht tey wil notise taht they smellll bad but tehy haf knot.
i kan knot b leve taht teh kat has a web sight. taht is sew knot fare.
i know it iz a plot by teh kat 2 tak over teh worldd. dew knot lisen 2 teh kat. i wil tel u teh best places 2 visit. i wil knot tel u to by me thins. but if u haf a dog, then u shood by them Beefeaters Freeze Dried Beef Liver Snacks 4oz Tub. teh snaks r yummy.
remembr knot 2 lisen 2 teh kat. teh kat wil eat u.
i fownd owt taht teh kat haz ben spendin alot of tyme on teh komputer lately. i went to go find owt wat teh kat iz doin and i fownd owt taht teh kat has a web sight.
teh kat doez knot jus hav a blog, teh kat gets its own domain name too. taht is sew knot fare. i wnat my own domain name.
teh kat thinks he iz better tahn every 1 but he iz jus krazy.
teh kat wnats a blog 2. i hav tolled him taht thiz iz my blog sew he kan not hav it. but he iz tryin 2 get a blog of hiz own.
i dew knot kare waht he theenks. this iz my blog. an i wil knot let him hav a blog. i wil gard teh komputer an growl wehn he tryz to use it.
katz dew knot get blogz. taht is a sillee idea.
i hav a knitted sweeter. i dew knot like it. it makz me luk funy. my peeple mak me where my sweeter wen it iz kold but i wuld rathr b kold. or i wuld rathr go hid under the koverz on teh bed.
but thay want me 2 ware teh sweeter in sted. i kan not wayt until it iz sprin. thin i do knot hav 2 ware my sweeter. i lik spring.
i know it wil. evry tim i go by, he swatz at me. i pretend i am skared. ten wen teh kat feyenally tryz 2 eet me, he wil knot suspeckt tat i am feerce an wil eet him in stead. if i showd him my feercenes now, he wuld b able 2 pre pair 4 my feerse bark an bite.
but teh kat wil knot know of my feersenes until it iz 2 late! taht iz wen i wil atak.
thay go owt teh magic portal an entre teh movin howse. ten thay go 4 a long tim. wen thay com bak, thay hav foodz in strang skinz. i hav nevr scene any live animel with teh skinz thay breeng hom.
but teh foodz is deliy yummy. i lik 2 eet a lot of thayre food. i dew knot lik teh foodz thay bring me. it iz stale an hard and doez not taste gud. i wood rathar eet thayre foodz.
my peeplez r amazin hunterz. i wish thay wud show me wear thay hunt sew i culd git sum of teh foodz thay like 4 me. thay do not lik givin me thayre foodz. but i wil beg an beg an beg until thay giv me sum. than i am happi an wil sumtimz eet my foodz. but sumtimz i wil ignor my foodz b kauz i kan.
i hav no thums cuz im a dog. four legz, tale, earz an all tat. it makez typin hrd, sense i dun know how 2 spel gud.
sew i wil tel u abowt teh thinz i like.
i dew knot like katz.
