alien abduckshun
my tummee was hurtin. i wnated 2 eet sum graas 2 maik it feel bettr, but my peeple wood knot let me.
insteed thay put me in teh movin howse an took me 2 anofer howse wit lotz ov other kats and dogs.
thair were peeple thair who grabed me an did some thin that made me sleepi. when i woke up i was back at hom again. taht was amazin. teh kat toll me taht i had been gon all day.
my tummee still hurt but i felt a leetle betr.
i stil think taht it wood hav been eesier 2 eat teh grass.


