my tummee was hurtin. i wnated 2 eet sum graas 2 maik it feel bettr, but my peeple wood knot let me.
insteed thay put me in teh movin howse an took me 2 anofer howse wit lotz ov other kats and dogs.
thair were peeple thair who grabed me an did some thin that made me sleepi. when i woke up i was back at hom again. taht was amazin. teh kat toll me taht i had been gon all day.
my tummee still hurt but i felt a leetle betr.
i stil think taht it wood hav been eesier 2 eat teh grass.
teh kat is sew stoopid. it keepz starin at teh wall 4 ours at a tim. it thins that teh lite on teh wall is somthin it kan katch an eat. i am smrter tahn that. i know tat teh light is knot somethin i kan eat.
my peeple r amused wehn teh kat chasses teh lite. i sumtims lik to watch. but i will knot chase teh lite even if my peeople think i shood.
my peeple r sillee. tehy hav a big watr dish wif a whole in the bottom. evry day tey tak off thier fur an git in teh dish an fill it wif watr. tey sit in teh watr 4 a lon tim an squirt bad smellin stuff on themselfs.
wen tehy smel lik tihs stuffs tehn tey git owt of the watr bowll. tehn tey put on diffrent fur.
i try 2 help tehm smel lik thiy did b 4 but tehy jus yel at me. maybee peepel haf bad noses an dew knot no how bad they smelll. i haf ben hopin taht tey wil notise taht they smellll bad but tehy haf knot.
