i kan knot b leve taht teh kat has a web sight. taht is sew knot fare.
i know it iz a plot by teh kat 2 tak over teh worldd. dew knot lisen 2 teh kat. i wil tel u teh best places 2 visit. i wil knot tel u to by me thins. but if u haf a dog, then u shood by them Beefeaters Freeze Dried Beef Liver Snacks 4oz Tub. teh snaks r yummy.
remembr knot 2 lisen 2 teh kat. teh kat wil eat u.
i fownd owt taht teh kat haz ben spendin alot of tyme on teh komputer lately. i went to go find owt wat teh kat iz doin and i fownd owt taht teh kat has a web sight.
teh kat doez knot jus hav a blog, teh kat gets its own domain name too. taht is sew knot fare. i wnat my own domain name.
teh kat thinks he iz better tahn every 1 but he iz jus krazy.
teh kat wnats a blog 2. i hav tolled him taht thiz iz my blog sew he kan not hav it. but he iz tryin 2 get a blog of hiz own.
i dew knot kare waht he theenks. this iz my blog. an i wil knot let him hav a blog. i wil gard teh komputer an growl wehn he tryz to use it.
katz dew knot get blogz. taht is a sillee idea.
i hav a knitted sweeter. i dew knot like it. it makz me luk funy. my peeple mak me where my sweeter wen it iz kold but i wuld rathr b kold. or i wuld rathr go hid under the koverz on teh bed.
but thay want me 2 ware teh sweeter in sted. i kan not wayt until it iz sprin. thin i do knot hav 2 ware my sweeter. i lik spring.
i pre tend i dew knot lik my foodz sew my peeple wil giv me sum of thayre foodz. but i dew lik kibbles and bits homestyle. i kopied taht frum teh bag.
kibblez an bitz is yummy. my peeple say i shuld eet bettar foodz, but i dew knot lik any other foodz. i wuld starv wifout kibblez an bitz.
but i wuld rathar eet teh foodz my peeplez eet than kibblez an bitz.
i know it wil. evry tim i go by, he swatz at me. i pretend i am skared. ten wen teh kat feyenally tryz 2 eet me, he wil knot suspeckt tat i am feerce an wil eet him in stead. if i showd him my feercenes now, he wuld b able 2 pre pair 4 my feerse bark an bite.
but teh kat wil knot know of my feersenes until it iz 2 late! taht iz wen i wil atak.
thay go owt teh magic portal an entre teh movin howse. ten thay go 4 a long tim. wen thay com bak, thay hav foodz in strang skinz. i hav nevr scene any live animel with teh skinz thay breeng hom.
but teh foodz is deliy yummy. i lik 2 eet a lot of thayre food. i dew knot lik teh foodz thay bring me. it iz stale an hard and doez not taste gud. i wood rathar eet thayre foodz.
my peeplez r amazin hunterz. i wish thay wud show me wear thay hunt sew i culd git sum of teh foodz thay like 4 me. thay do not lik givin me thayre foodz. but i wil beg an beg an beg until thay giv me sum. than i am happi an wil sumtimz eet my foodz. but sumtimz i wil ignor my foodz b kauz i kan.
