i hav not post ted in sum tyme bcos i hav ben sick. my peeple r not shur wat is rong an even teh person kalled ‘vet’ does knot know. wen ever i eet too much my stomach doez not feel sew gud. for a long time i kuld only eet liquid thins lik plain yogurt an mashed potatoes. if i ate any thin solid tehn teh food wud come bak up. tat was not fun.
but i am happy now kus my peeple hav fownd wayz to let me eet reel food agin. they were makin me eet a candy they called ‘Pepto Bismol‘. i did not lik the taste but it did help my tummy feel lots bettr. [my peeple say taht there is somethin kalled a ‘coupon’ for teh site tat sells teh pepto candy. yew will get free shipping on your first order of $25 or more. watever tat meenz. teh coupon code is FT996 ]
tehy alsew fownd out tat i kuld take sum othr kandy called ‘chewable deglycyrrhizinated licorace dgl‘ an it wood help my tummy. it is good for peeple with upset stomachs an it is good for dogs with upset tummies too. i lik the likrice much bettr than the pepto stuff. [tis licrice stuffs also has a coupon. teh koupon is for $1 off orders more than $20. tats a lot of monies to a dog. teh koupon code is vitasprings1off ]
but i still get sik if i do not eet my speshul foodz. purina one sensitive systems is wat i kan eet. but i dew knot feel gud if i eet too much at once sew my peeple feed me only a leetle bit at a tim sew taht it taks me teh whol day to eet all my food. this makes me sad. i lik to eat all my food at once and i am always kind of hungry tis way sew i get kin of anshus. but i ges it is bettr tahn teh food komin bak after i hav eeted it.
my tummee was hurtin. i wnated 2 eet sum graas 2 maik it feel bettr, but my peeple wood knot let me.
insteed thay put me in teh movin howse an took me 2 anofer howse wit lotz ov other kats and dogs.
thair were peeple thair who grabed me an did some thin that made me sleepi. when i woke up i was back at hom again. taht was amazin. teh kat toll me taht i had been gon all day.
my tummee still hurt but i felt a leetle betr.
i stil think taht it wood hav been eesier 2 eat teh grass.
teh kat is sew stoopid. it keepz starin at teh wall 4 ours at a tim. it thins that teh lite on teh wall is somthin it kan katch an eat. i am smrter tahn that. i know tat teh light is knot somethin i kan eat.
my peeple r amused wehn teh kat chasses teh lite. i sumtims lik to watch. but i will knot chase teh lite even if my peeople think i shood.
my peeple r sillee. tehy hav a big watr dish wif a whole in the bottom. evry day tey tak off thier fur an git in teh dish an fill it wif watr. tey sit in teh watr 4 a lon tim an squirt bad smellin stuff on themselfs.
wen tehy smel lik tihs stuffs tehn tey git owt of the watr bowll. tehn tey put on diffrent fur.
i try 2 help tehm smel lik thiy did b 4 but tehy jus yel at me. maybee peepel haf bad noses an dew knot no how bad they smelll. i haf ben hopin taht tey wil notise taht they smellll bad but tehy haf knot.
i kan knot b leve taht teh kat has a web sight. taht is sew knot fare.
i know it iz a plot by teh kat 2 tak over teh worldd. dew knot lisen 2 teh kat. i wil tel u teh best places 2 visit. i wil knot tel u to by me thins. but if u haf a dog, then u shood by them Beefeaters Freeze Dried Beef Liver Snacks 4oz Tub
. teh snaks r yummy.
remembr knot 2 lisen 2 teh kat. teh kat wil eat u.
i fownd owt taht teh kat haz ben spendin alot of tyme on teh komputer lately. i went to go find owt wat teh kat iz doin and i fownd owt taht teh kat has a web sight.
teh kat doez knot jus hav a blog, teh kat gets its own domain name too. taht is sew knot fare. i wnat my own domain name.
teh kat thinks he iz better tahn every 1 but he iz jus krazy.
teh kat wnats a blog 2. i hav tolled him taht thiz iz my blog sew he kan not hav it. but he iz tryin 2 get a blog of hiz own.
i dew knot kare waht he theenks. this iz my blog. an i wil knot let him hav a blog. i wil gard teh komputer an growl wehn he tryz to use it.
katz dew knot get blogz. taht is a sillee idea.
i hav a knitted sweeter. i dew knot like it. it makz me luk funy. my peeple mak me where my sweeter wen it iz kold but i wuld rathr b kold. or i wuld rathr go hid under the koverz on teh bed.
but thay want me 2 ware teh sweeter in sted. i kan not wayt until it iz sprin. thin i do knot hav 2 ware my sweeter. i lik spring.
i pre tend i dew knot lik my foodz sew my peeple wil giv me sum of thayre foodz. but i dew lik kibbles and bits homestyle. i kopied taht frum teh bag.
kibblez an bitz is yummy. my peeple say i shuld eet bettar foodz, but i dew knot lik any other foodz. i wuld starv wifout kibblez an bitz.
but i wuld rathar eet teh foodz my peeplez eet than kibblez an bitz.
i know it wil. evry tim i go by, he swatz at me. i pretend i am skared. ten wen teh kat feyenally tryz 2 eet me, he wil knot suspeckt tat i am feerce an wil eet him in stead. if i showd him my feercenes now, he wuld b able 2 pre pair 4 my feerse bark an bite.
but teh kat wil knot know of my feersenes until it iz 2 late! taht iz wen i wil atak.
